If you grow more infuriated every summer with the Mr.Softee jingle being drummed into your brain, you can use this to help.
I've written some lyrics that ease the pain a little bit.
You can sing them along to the jingle and it might make you feel better.
You'll probably still want to stab the truck, but... it helps.
I really wish you would just change the song,
why won't you Mr. Softee?
Shit has been playing for way too long,
going to get my gun or
I could, indeed, call some friends who don't give a fuck...
We could come, vandalize, overturn your truck.
I really wish you would just think about how horrible the song is
Feel like you don't love humanity,
also what is weird, umm...
It is 3am I think you're...sell-ing drugs.