Who is Jean Grae?

Jean is a super hero. She's better than you at doing everything. Even stuff you haven't done yet. She writes raps and makes music too. All of which are better than your raps or music, if you do that sort of thing.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

forgot..check Donna.


Let the games begin

Alright. I know I'm in now.
The pooping has begun and it's not cute.
No.. it's not.

I thought about all the fun things I was gonna have to eat today when I woke up.
Then I was alerted by my body that no, in fact, fuck my nice plans.

Me and the bathroom are gonna be real homies today.
Check in with you later.
This is gross.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Day 2 Part 3 (part 2 was invisible)

Yeah.. that's right.
I blogged it.. but my powers of procrastination made it invisible to you.
Aww yeah.

Man, what is it that makes us delay starting something that's inevitably good for us in one way or another...but bad habits are so damn easy to get done.

Got the lemons.. other stuff I been had..

Then, I woke up completely undetermined to NOT go in on this shit.

I used to be disciplined at starting something, having that intention and GETTING IT DONE

I suppose it's just getting used to dissapointment in areas of your life and having a "well fuck it, it won't make a difference anyways".
But that's a horrible attitude, not to mention it's not me...at all.

So here I am starting at 11:52 pm with the actual cleanse.

Oh... funny shit.. I tried to link Donnas page on Facebook.. apparently she is deemed "offensive"

LOL.. What did you do??
I would really like you all to read both of our grown asses trying to do something beneficial for both ourselves and comedy, heh..
I should link it here.
Ok.. going in on it .. let the games begin..
stupid lemons. stupid.

Oh.. and as I do "rockstar" master cleanse... don't look for me to let go of the booze quite so easily.. Like I said.. don't judge, people.

in the supermarket today I saw 99c BUTTERSCOTH candy.
I didn't type it wrong. BUTTERSHOTH
no "C".
Mad bags of candy went to production that way. No one said a damn thing. Are we THAT far gone people?
I wish I still had that picture of "DUCK TAPE".. sigh.. this cayenne is burning my lips..

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Master Cleanse Day 1 Part 1

I am stalling.

Really stalling.

I had scrambled eggs and pumpernickel toast this morning.
I really wanted some.
I decided that I should go out with my craving, on a bang.

I promised Donna I would do this, so I think part of the discipline to go through with it comes from making a promise to someone else and not breaking it.
That and how hilarious this is going to be.

In about an hour or so I'm going to go get the damn lemons and maple syrup.

I'm currently drinking Maker's Mark and a Becks.

That, is NOT part of the Master Cleanse.

This will be my second time going in on this.
The last was a couple of summers ago.

By week two, I had resorted to food tastings.
Chew, spit it out.
Look man.. don't judge.

You also start to go a little nutty in the second week.
Forgetfulness sets in, you get weak.
Someone gave me a pound and I almost fell over.
I looked like I was doing the heroin lean.

But yeah.. this is Day One PART 1

Part 2 will come this evening when I ACTUALLY begin.
This is my prep.
Now I've .. wait..

I had to turn around to hear this breaking news,

"There's a shark that was born to a virgin shark."
ME: "What? How do they know the shark is a virgin???"

I think that shark is a slutty liar.
Slutty shark.

Back to this.. Part 2 soon come. seen??????