I am stalling.
I had scrambled eggs and pumpernickel toast this morning.
I really wanted some.
I decided that I should go out with my craving, on a bang.
I promised Donna I would do this, so I think part of the discipline to go through with it comes from making a promise to someone else and not breaking it.
That and how hilarious this is going to be.
In about an hour or so I'm going to go get the damn lemons and maple syrup.
I'm currently drinking Maker's Mark and a Becks.
That, is NOT part of the Master Cleanse.
This will be my second time going in on this.
The last was a couple of summers ago.
By week two, I had resorted to food tastings.
Chew, spit it out.
Look man.. don't judge.
You also start to go a little nutty in the second week.
Forgetfulness sets in, you get weak.
Someone gave me a pound and I almost fell over.
I looked like I was doing the heroin lean.
But yeah.. this is Day One PART 1
Part 2 will come this evening when I ACTUALLY begin.
This is my prep.
Now I've .. wait..
I had to turn around to hear this breaking news,
"There's a shark that was born to a virgin shark."
ME: "What? How do they know the shark is a virgin???"
I think that shark is a slutty liar.
Back to this.. Part 2 soon come. seen??????